You’re the Cleopatra to my wildly underqualified Mark Antony.
Is this a museum? Because I’m looking at the most priceless thing in the room.
Are you the printing press? Because you’ve published a permanent impression on me.
Our love story could outlast the pyramids—assuming we survive choosing a restaurant.
Are you the Treaty of Versailles? Because you’ve left me speechless and slightly overwhelmed.
You’re the only person I’d follow into exile—and I’d pack snacks.
Are you an ancient oracle? Because I predict we’re going to have great chemistry.
I’d cross centuries of history just to arrive at your doorstep today.
Are you the first spark of civilization? Because you’ve lit up my entire world.
You’re so stunning, even the statues at the museum look jealous.
Are you the turning point in history? Because meeting you changed everything.
There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm sorry, TET Offensive?
I'll be your Secretary of the Interior...
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot
Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.
They don't call me a Rough Rider for nothing.
I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I have sex like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
Do you like history, because were gonna make history tonight.
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
Hi, I'm babe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?
Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.
My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.
You're the Gran Colombia of my heart.
I want to colonize your heart.
Yea, I'll try to purchase your love like Jefferson purchased Louisiana.
Is you’re last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!
They say the Greeks fought a ten year war to return the beauty that was Helen of Troy, but I say to you that I would fight a hundred years to take you home with me tonight
How’s your drink? I just can’t wait to invade your Sudetenland…
Have you visited Wuhan, China recently?, cause your literally taking my breath away.
If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
I must be a CRISPR enzyme, because I feel like I was made to edit your genes into my future.
Are you a PCR machine? Because you just amplified my feelings.
If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I’m confused because you look like a knockout and a wild-type.
Are you mitochondria? Because you’re giving me the energy to ask for your number.
Are you DNA polymerase? Because you’ve got me replicating this crush all over again.
You must be a ribosome, because you’re making my heart produce proteins.
Are we in the same ecosystem? Because I feel a natural attraction between us.
Are you natural selection? Because you’re exactly the type I’ve been looking for.
You’re like homeostasis—you make everything in my life feel balanced.
Are you a neuron? Because you just sent sparks through my entire nervous system.
You must be chlorophyll, because you’ve turned my gloomy day green with envy.
Are you an enzyme? Because you’ve lowered my activation energy for falling in love.
You’re so attractive, even my recessive genes want to express themselves around you.
Are you a cell membrane? Because you’re selectively letting your way into my heart.
You must be osmosis, because I feel drawn toward you without knowing why.
Are you a microscope? Because you make the tiniest moments with you feel enormous.
You and I have serious chemistry—should we test the hypothesis over coffee?
Are you a chromosome? Because you’ve got exactly the traits I’d want to inherit.
I must be a macrophage, because I’d gladly engulf all your attention.
Are you an antibody? Because you’re the perfect match for my antigen.
You’re like ATP: you power every thought I have about asking you out.
Are you a flower? Because I’m positively buzzing for a chance to pollinate your schedule with a date.
You must be a gene mutation, because you’ve changed everything about my usual type.
Our chemistry is so strong, even the lab goggles can’t contain it.
Are you a plasmid? Because I’d love to share some genetic information with you.
You’re the only specimen in this room I’d happily study for hours.
Are you a vacuole? Because you’ve made a huge space in my heart.
I think we’re in the same food chain, because I’m totally consumed by you.
Are you a protein? Because you’re folding perfectly into my life.
