Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.
You remind me of my mother.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I've been single-stranded far too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenital TACGTAC.
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, you make me happy!
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I'm attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
You must be the eighth wonder of the world!
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
You interest me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
Is your name Maya? Because I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Wanna to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire!
Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
Is that the Helix Nebula I'm currently observing, Oh sorry...that's your eyes.
I know your name's not Little Albert, but I can make you scream.
If you're an axon , I would be your myelin sheath.
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
DNA spelled backwards is AND, as in... me AND you.
If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.
The moon looks nice tonight...like your face.
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Are you the perigee moon? Because I'm so attracted to you day by day.
Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the galexy and put them in your eyes.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan.
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
You’re the only person who makes my internal compass spin.
You’re the only person who makes my consonants soften.
Is your name “syntax”? Because I can’t stop rearranging my plans to include you.
Are you a back vowel? Because you’ve got my heart moving in the right direction.
Are you a synonym? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for.
You must be a rainforest, because I’m getting lost in your natural beauty.
Excuse me but are you a mycorrhizal fungus because you are forming a symbiotic relationship with my heart?
Are you a peninsula? Because you’ve got me surrounded on three sides by charm.
I’d cross every border just to get your number.
Is your heart a city? Because I’d love to be a permanent resident.
Are you a mountain range? Because you’ve raised my standards dramatically.
You must be my favorite atlas page, because I can’t stop looking at you.
Are you the prime meridian? Because you’ve centered my entire world.
Are you a compass rose? Because you make every direction feel right.
You’re the only landmark I need to find tonight.
Is your smile a national treasure? Because I’d cross customs to see it.
Are you a map projection? Because you make everything look more beautiful than expected.
You must be a tropical island, because you’ve given me vacation butterflies.
Are you the Dead Sea? Because I’m dead serious about asking for your number.
I’d gladly get lost anywhere, as long as you’re the one holding the map.
Are you a fjord? Because your beauty cuts deep into my heart.
You must be a capital city, because you’re the center of my attention.
Is your name Sahara? Because you’ve left me speechless and thirsty for your company.
Are you an ocean current? Because you’ve swept me completely off my feet.
Are you a scale bar? Because you help me measure how far I’ve fallen for you.
You’re more magnetic than the Earth’s core.
Is this an airport, or did you just make my heart take off?
Are you a travel guide? Because you know exactly how to show me a good time.
You must be a plosive, because you made my heart go boom.
You must be a continent, because you’ve got my whole world shifting.
Are you a map pin? Because I’ve marked you as my favorite place.
I’d book a one-way ticket to your heart, no return flight needed.
Are you a tectonic plate? Because you’ve caused a major shift in my feelings.
I’d love to make you my favorite destination, with no plans to leave.
Are you a border crossing? Because I’d love to make this connection official.
You must be the final destination, because my search is officially over.
I got lost on purpose, hoping geography would lead me to someone like you.
Are you a place name? Because I can’t stop saying you’re my favorite.
You must be a scenic route, because I don’t want this moment to end.
Are you a satellite? Because you’ve got me orbiting around you.
You’re hotter than a tropical latitude and twice as charming.
I’d navigate any storm if it meant landing safely in your heart.
Are you an archipelago? Because every part of you is worth exploring.
You must be the summit, because meeting you is the high point of my day.
Are you a country border? Because I feel an undeniable attraction between us.
You’re the only treasure I want to find on this entire map.
Are you a contour line? Because I keep coming back around to you.
Are you a climate zone? Because you’ve completely changed my atmosphere.
Are you a geocache? Because finding you feels like the best treasure hunt ever.
I don’t need GPS; my heart already knows how to get to you.
Are you a coastline? Because I’m drawn to you like waves to shore.
You must be a world map, because I can see my future all over you.
Are you a national park? Because you’re breathtaking and worth protecting.
I’d cross the equator twice just to spend one afternoon with you.
You must be a lighthouse, because you shine brightest when I’m lost.
Are you a meridian? Because you’ve got me all aligned with romance.
