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Pick Up Lines for Art Museums and Art Galleries

There you are, looking at the most beautiful piece of art you've ever seen, now you need a pick up lines to get her to notice you. We have an impeccable list of curated pick up lines for the arts.

The Best Art Museum and Gallery Pick Up Lines

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?
Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
I'd better put on my conservation gloves, because you're too beautiful to handle.
I may not be an Yves Klein, but I'd be pretty blue if I couldn't get your phone number.
If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.
Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color
Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.
Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?
Let me be your Frank Gehry and I'll be sure to properly balance your curves.
Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
Have you ever posed nude?
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt's ‘Cocaine Buffet.'
You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.
You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...
Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.
Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.
Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're a work of art - who sculpted you?
If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn't stop doing you for a whole year.
Hey girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
your perfection infuriates post modernists
Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?
you're so Monet and you don't even know it
I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
I love anatomy...especially yours.
If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can't believe you don't already belong to someone else.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.
At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...
You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.
You're an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.
Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.
You had me at the gallery entrance.
Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?