Airport Pick Up Lines

The Best Airport Pick Up Lines

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I'd love to be your final destination.

You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

Are you ready to board?

I assure you I can last longer than any jet engine that you know of right in this bed.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Can I claim your baggage?

You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.

I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.

If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.

Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.

You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!

I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.

I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.

Girl, a 12 hour time difference really wouldn't make me feel bad about you, believe me.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.

My mom says that you should leave extra baggage behind, I agree with her too.

I don't care what gate I will board at the airport, as long as I am close enough to you.

You are going up to Washington D. C.? Well honestly your D is the one I ever want to see.

If I can go to the airport with you, I would pick now so we can check each other's baggage.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.

I can ask you out in whatever language you want, just name it and I'll tell you about it.

Are you saying you are supposed to be in a couch? Honey, we can fly first class from now!

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

You look like you invented this airplane we are in coz baby you are Wright for me.

I get jet lags when I am in the airport but if you suck on me, I bet it can get better.

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

Should we go ahead and start the take off right now, I bet I can take you higher.

I think you should go check in at the airport and then just wait for me right in the room.

Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

I would gladly wait in the airport if you are the one I am waiting for, my darling.

You might as well get your passport all checked up I can check yours if you check mine.

You must have fallen out of some B-17 because you are truly the bomb of all the bombs.

If you are anything, I would love to be your personal item, baby.

Don't worry about me, I am good at packing all the essentials, what about you, boy?

You look like you can be a nice co-pilot with me, together we can live a better life.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

You must be a Customs personnel in the airport because I'd declare all that I have for you.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

If you want some layover with me, I promise I won't complain about it, babe.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

We can cross international boundaries together, you and I, let's do it tonight, babe.

Oh, darling you are so cute that I won't even check on your board pass anymore.

You should not be let to travel alone with that pretty face of yours, baby.

Darling, should we drink some coffee in the morning around Paris?

I don't need no captain, just you, to remind me to do things in the upright pose.

Baby, I can show you how they treat people up in the first class in my bedroom tonight.

Babe, should we check out your baggage and see if we can take some of them off you?

Your sense of wanderlust is truly strong, I love every second I am with you, girl.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

I hate staying up all night, especially in the airport but if it's your arrival, I'll be wide awake.

The airport officers need not remind me that I have to be in the upright position with you.

What metal are you wearing down there, the detector just went blinking really fast!

Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?

You like to travel, girl? Well, how about I show you my map in the bedroom tonight?

I hate flights but if I get to check in with you in the airport, I can manage it.

I think you have made me believe there is indeed a love in the first flight.

I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.

We must be near the port or is it just because my heart is beating too fast coz I like you?

You might want to take those belt and those shoes off two so we can be more comfortable.

It seems I have got me some good tickets, want to check if my seat reclines?

Some days I wish you were like a flight just so I can be the one to catch you up.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

Airport and Airplane Pick Up Lines

The Best Airport Pick Up Lines