GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pick Up Lines to use in the Ghetto

If you find yourself in the ghetto and somehow can't find anything ghetto to yell at that fine piece walking down the street. We have you covered!

These likes are so Ghetto...

Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
I got some suga for ya
Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!
Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
I have good credit
Hey, are your parents beavers? because DAAAAYYMMMM!
Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my To Do List!
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
Baby, you thicker than the bible, and I wanna read all yo pages!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Watch your step girl, I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.
Gurl, let me put my direct in yo deposit!
Baby these ain't belly rolls, they're succulent bundles of joy.