Water parks put everybody in the same situation: queueing, soaked, and slightly nervous about the next slide. That shared circumstance makes an opener far easier than it would be in a bar. This is our set of water park pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — slides, wave pools, lazy rivers, lifeguards and being thoroughly wet. They work in a queue, at the poolside, or on anyone who has just come off something steep. Keep them light. Nobody wants a complicated joke while waiting at the top of a flume.
