For the Wave Pool and the Slide Queue

Water parks put everybody in the same situation: queueing, soaked, and slightly nervous about the next slide. That shared circumstance makes an opener far easier than it would be in a bar. This is our set of water park pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — slides, wave pools, lazy rivers, lifeguards and being thoroughly wet. They work in a queue, at the poolside, or on anyone who has just come off something steep. Keep them light. Nobody wants a complicated joke while waiting at the top of a flume.

The Best Water Park Pick Up Lines

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Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

Are you my locker key? Because I'd be lost without you.

Are you a wave pool? Because every few minutes you sweep me off my feet.

Hold my towel? I'm about to make a big splash for you.

You must be the funnel ride, because I'm spinning just looking at you.

My mom told me never to swim right after eating, but nobody warned me about you.

Of all the pools in all the water parks, you had to float into mine.

I lost a flip-flop on the slide, but I'd be more upset if I lost you in the crowd.

You're like a water park on a Tuesday: everything I hoped for and no line.

Let's get a photo at the bottom of the drop slide, so I've got proof I was brave enough to talk to you.

You make wrinkly fingers look good.

I'd give you my place in line, and it took me forty minutes to get here.

Want to hit the snack bar? I'll buy the funnel cake and we'll split the sugar rush.

You're the only thing here hotter than the concrete.

Is the wave pool deep, or am I just falling for you?

Are you sunscreen? Because I need you every two hours.

Want to float together? I promise I'm better company than my inflatable flamingo.

Are you a drop slide? Because my heart just dropped.

The best ride here so far has been the walk back to the lockers with you.

Let's be like the lazy river: no plans, no rush, just drifting along together.

I'm in deeper than the twelve-foot end, and I'm a terrible swimmer.

Did it just get warmer in here, or did someone turn up the wave machine?

You're the only splash zone I'd sit in on purpose.

Want to share a double tube? I hear they go faster with two.

You're making my sunscreen work overtime.

I'm not saying I'd go down the scariest slide for you, but I'd at least climb the stairs.

Are you a lifeguard? Because I think I'm in over my head.

I'd wait an hour in the slide queue for you, and I'm already sunburned.

Are you the lazy river? Because I could go round and round with you all day.

You make my heart slip 'n slide.

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

Come take a ride on my slip-n-slide.

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