Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.