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Theatre and Broadway Pick Up Lines

Whether you're at the high-school theatre, a Broadway show or a formal performance. We've got the pick up lines that will make them smitten.




Greatest Theater Pick Up Lines

If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
I think your pants look hot.
Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

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If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.