Theatre and Broadway Pick Up Lines

Whether you're at the high-school theatre, a Broadway show or a formal performance. We've got the pick up lines that will make them smitten.

Greatest Theater Pick Up Lines

Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.

You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

If you were a script, I'd never go off book.

Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.

Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.

I think your pants look hot.

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

He can turn my spotlight on.

You make me Les Miserable.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.

If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

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