You never know when you'll find that hotties in a Library. We've put together the best list of pick up lines for librarians, bookworms and book lovers.
Best Library and Book Lover Pick Up Lines
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
You have borrowing privileges with me any time.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
Like the dewey decimal system? I'm the do-it decimal system.
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Wanna Middlemarch out of here and go get a coffee somewhere?
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
You can classify me in your fantasy collection.
Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.
Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I think must have found the Romance section...
It's a shame they don't allow drinks in the library, because I'd drink you up.
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?
No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.
What do you look for in a man/woman — other than literacy skills?
I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
