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Pick Up Lines to use in a Library

You never know when you'll find that hotties in a Library. We've put together the best list of pick up lines for librarians, bookworms and book lovers.

Best Library and Book Lover Pick Up Lines

Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
You have borrowing privileges with me any time.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.
Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I think must have found the Romance section...
You've put a hold...on my heart.
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?
What do you look for in a man/woman — other than literacy skills?
I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
I'll meet you in the fantasy section.
It would be both a Crime and Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.
Can you tell me where I can find books on overcoming a deeply passionate love I have for a librarian?
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.