You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.
I want to impress a cute stranger with my book choice. Do you have any recommendations?
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
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