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If you were a book, you'd be one book I'd gladly judge by it's cover.
By: Authentic on 11 May 2016
 
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and I know I'm not a gynaecologist, but I know a c*nt when I see one
By: Old mate Daz on 02 Jan 2018
 
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Don't flatter yourself, I'd rather read all of Shakespeare's plays in French over thinking anything positive towards you.
By: Swagmuffin on 04 Jul 2016
 
 
I was wondering about the water damage.
By: QuickQuip on 09 Jun 2017
 
 
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i know I'm not a customer but i can tell when you're checking me out
By: waffle on 13 Oct 2015
 
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