" Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. "

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Your teeth look crooked. Let me straighten them for you.

By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014

5 41

Your boobs look heavy, let me hold them for you.

By: a boy on 30 May 2016

8 6

Sir, do you really dare call ME fat?

By: anonyMoose on 17 Jul 2015

5 5

I have something called an arm Unlike yours that is gonna be broken if you dont get lost

By: k can on 17 Apr 2015

6 4

Did your license get suspened from driving all these guys crazy???

By: RFL13 on 07 Dec 2017

It fits prefectly, so soft and warm. A small gesture yet fill with so much meaning. That is Evie's comeback

By: Creep, your not getting my name on 25 Dec 2015

3 1

you'll know exactly how heavy my hands are in a minute if you don't f*ck off

By: Old mate Daz on 02 Jan 2018

your hair is covering your eyes let me move it for you. so i can stare into those misty blue eyes of yours

By: waffle on 13 Oct 2015

13 -8

Are u a camera, cause every time I look at u I smile.

By: RFL13 on 07 Dec 2017

i just scraped my knee falling for u can i have a band-aid

By: chloe on 22 Apr 2015

2 5

Sorry, I have no "pick-up" lines. OK if we just enjoy time together without you having to dodge stupid comments?

By: Bob on 31 Jan 2016

ahahaha dude sweet

By: ahahaha dude sweet on 20 Oct 2016

Smooth af

By: HappyGod on 24 Oct 2017

gaf

By: Cailah on 23 Nov 2015

cool

By: yayaya on 06 Jul 2015

1 -1

Thats just she's fat bassicly

By: Doreece laugh alot on 17 Jun 2015

3 -3

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