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Airport and Airplane Pick Up Lines - Part 2





The Best Airport Pick Up Lines

Oh, darling you are so cute that I won't even check on your board pass anymore.
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
Darling, should we drink some coffee in the morning around Paris?
I don't need no captain, just you, to remind me to do things in the upright pose.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Babe, should we check out your baggage and see if we can take some of them off you?
Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?
I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.
I think you have made me believe there is indeed a love in the first flight.
I hate flights but if I get to check in with you in the airport, I can manage it.
Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.
You like to travel, girl? Well, how about I show you my map in the bedroom tonight?
Your sense of wanderlust is truly strong, I love every second I am with you, girl.
What metal are you wearing down there, the detector just went blinking really fast!
The airport officers need not remind me that I have to be in the upright position with you.
I hate staying up all night, especially in the airport but if it's your arrival, I'll be wide awake.
You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
Baby, I can show you how they treat people up in the first class in my bedroom tonight.
You are going up to Washington D. C.? Well honestly your D is the one I ever want to see.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.
I can ask you out in whatever language you want, just name it and I'll tell you about it.
Are you saying you are supposed to be in a couch? Honey, we can fly first class from now!
You look like you invented this airplane we are in coz baby you are Wright for me.
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
I can last longer than a jet engine.
If I can go to the airport with you, I would pick now so we can check each other's baggage.
My mom says that you should leave extra baggage behind, I agree with her too.
I get jet lags when I am in the airport but if you suck on me, I bet it can get better.
Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

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Oh, darling you are so cute that I won't even check on your board pass anymore.
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
Darling, should we drink some coffee in the morning around Paris?