Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?
Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.
Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.
If this were a library you'd be the only book I'd check out.
Can get your reference number?
Hey baby, can I put you on reserve?
Do you have any books on being in love with me?
As a librarian, I can confirm that this line does indeed work.
I can also read something else besides books, your heart.
Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.
Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play librarian.
Libraries should allow food in the building, because right now I could just eat you up.
Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.
Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.
You've put a hold...on my heart.
Can you tell me where I can find books on overcoming a deeply passionate love I have for a librarian?
It would be both a Crime and Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.
I'll meet you in the fantasy section.
I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
What do you look for in a man/woman — other than literacy skills?
What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.
I think must have found the Romance section...
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.
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