Wanna Middlemarch out of here and go get a coffee somewhere?
I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.
I would check you out but the library closes in 15 minutes...
It's a shame they don't allow drinks in the library, because I'd drink you up.
No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.
Can we all agree to take a pass on "stacked"?
Can I check you out and take you home with me.
What book would you recommend to help me sweep you off your feet?
It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.
I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.
Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?
Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.
Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.
If this were a library you'd be the only book I'd check out.
Can get your reference number?
Hey baby, can I put you on reserve?
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