I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in swimming pool with me.
I'm a wealthy neglected housewife and you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
Wanna join the 9-foot-deep-end-of-the-pool club?
Your nickname should be 'Pool Tile,' because you’re slippery when wet.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
Wait until you see my tangerines.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I'd love to get into your plants!
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
If I were a gardener, You'd be my hoe.
You're like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
Will you let me water your bushes?
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
How juicy are your pumelos?
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
How about you and me turnip in your bed?
I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
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