I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Do I have a log ride for you!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You must be my credit score—everything improves when you're around.
Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There's always the possibility you could throw up.
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
You must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.
Wanna join the 9-foot-deep-end-of-the-pool club?
Call me a safe deposit box—I'd keep your heart under lock and key.
Do you work at the bank? Because my heart keeps making deposits when you're near.
I have the best roller coaster in town, wanna go for a ride?
Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.
I'm not overdrafted, but my heart is overdrawn for you.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
I'm a wealthy neglected housewife and you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
You wanna ride the big slide?
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
I've got an amusement park in my pants.
I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in swimming pool with me.
Wanna hold my corn dog?
Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.
Are you a Dragon Wagon? Because I'm too big to fit.
I'm not going to be the only credit whore tonight!
Are you RMC? Because you turn my woodie to steel
My Beast is the longest woody in the world!
Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?
Girl are you space mountain? Because you're better with the lights off.
