GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pickup Lines for Every Place You Go - Part 8


Find the perfect line for any location!

Mind if I join your herd? I promise I don't kick like a zebra.
Is your name Rhino? Because my heart charges whenever you're near.
I have the best roller coaster in town, wanna go for a ride?
Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
If I were a zookeeper, I'd give you unlimited behind-the-scenes access.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
Are you an otter? Because you make my world a little more playful.
I don't need binoculars; I can see our future from across the giraffe house.
Do you have a ticket? Because you just admitted me into your heart exhibit.
You wanna ride the big slide?
You must be a peacock—you've got me showing off just to impress you.
Are we at feeding time? Because my heart just got served.
Call me a meerkat, because I stand up for you in any crowd.
If kisses were peanuts, I'd feed them to you at the elephant yard.
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
I've got an amusement park in my pants.
I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
Your smile outshines the lions' mane under the zoo lights.
Wanna hold my corn dog?
Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.
Are we delayed? Because my heart just stopped at your platform.
Is your name Pocket? Because everything good happens when I'm with you.
Call me a conductor, because I want to steer your heart onto my track.
Let's make a strike together and skip the awkward spare conversation.
Mind if I check your ticket? I think you belong in my carriage.
You light up the scoreboard — suddenly every frame looks better.
If kisses were departures, I'd buy a round-trip to your lips.
You’re the timetable to my chaos — suddenly everything's on schedule.