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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 8

You never know where you'll find yourself. We put together a pickup line list for where ever you are.




The Best Places

I'd like to catalog your private parts.
You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.
Charles Dickens might have written Great Expectations, but I can surpass them.
Wanna Middlemarch out of here and go get a coffee somewhere?
I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.
I would check you out but the library closes in 15 minutes...
It's a shame they don't allow drinks in the library, because I'd drink you up.
No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.
Can we all agree to take a pass on "stacked"?
Can I check you out and take you home with me.
What book would you recommend to help me sweep you off your feet?
It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.
I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.
Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?
Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.
Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.

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I'd like to catalog your private parts.
You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.
Charles Dickens might have written Great Expectations, but I can surpass them.