Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.
You can classify me in your fantasy collection.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Do you have overdue books? Because you have fine written all over you.
You're body is so banging, what do you say we make a sequel.
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
You were saying, how big is your library again?
You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?
You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system.
You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.
Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?
There are so many books here but I want to read you.
I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all day.
I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant any time.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me