At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...
You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.
I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.
Have you ever posed nude?
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.
Let me be your Frank Gehry and I'll be sure to properly balance your curves.
Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color
Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.
Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?
I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt's ‘Cocaine Buffet.'
You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.
You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...
Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.
Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.
Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
I think your pants look hot.
Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.
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