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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 14





The Best Places

Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?
Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
Hey girl, you ever use a fast-pass?
If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe.
You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!
What thrill level is your ride?
I don't need G-forces to find your G-spot.
I see you like fanny packs... I'd like to pack your fanny!
Do I have a log ride for you!
Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
You must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.
Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
I have the best roller coaster in town, wanna go for a ride?
Ride with me now and I'll ride you later.
I'm a theme park, ride me all you can before the sun sets.
Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?
It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.
You wanna ride the big slide?
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
I've got an amusement park in my pants.
I wanna make you Splash Mountain all over my Power Tower.
Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.
Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie while we watch the fireworks.
You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.

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Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
If what matters is on the inside, how do I get on the inside?