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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 15





The Best Places

El Toro is great, but wait until you see my big woody!
Hey girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.
Girl are you space mountain? Because you're better with the lights off.
Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a Dragon Wagon? Because I'm too big to fit.
Are you RMC? Because you turn my woodie to steel
I'm not going to be the only credit whore tonight!
My Beast is the longest woody in the world!
Hey girl, are you a chain lift? Because I want to clickety-clack with you tonight!
Come take a ride on my slip-n-slide.
Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.
Do you want to ride me down the slide?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You should not be let to travel alone with that pretty face of yours, baby.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn.
I want to spend all 525,600 minutes with you.
I would take you to the movies but no one would be able to take their eyes off you.
You're an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime
Lemme borrow that number gurl.
I can't wait to show you my private garden.
Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
Can I rake your front yard?
Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.
I want to impress a cute stranger with my book choice. Do you have any recommendations?
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

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El Toro is great, but wait until you see my big woody!
Hey girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.
Girl are you space mountain? Because you're better with the lights off.