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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 13





The Best Places

You're probably worth 10 food stamps, cuz you FINE!
Don't worry I'll look better after a few drinks!
Girl I get foodstamps and a welfare check, so what's up?
I will make you the best single mother ever!
Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with dat fine ass!
Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.
You da only one I'd ever spend my minutes on.
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got dat ass ma!
Let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.
I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.
Just get in the car, bitch. I'm famous.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Ohh I was wondering... Can I have yo' numba?
So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?
That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!
Watch your step girl, I do not want you to fall in love with someone else.
Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math, Cause your legs are always divided.
Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo ass is good til the last drop.
Your lips taste like grape kool-aid.
I have good credit
Hey, are your parents beavers? because DAAAAYYMMMM!
Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
Girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my To Do List!
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
Baby, you thicker than the bible, and I wanna read all yo pages!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!

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You're probably worth 10 food stamps, cuz you FINE!
Don't worry I'll look better after a few drinks!
Girl I get foodstamps and a welfare check, so what's up?