Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
You might want to take those belt and those shoes off two so we can be more comfortable.
Some days I wish you were like a flight just so I can be the one to catch you up.
It seems I have got me some good tickets, want to check if my seat reclines?
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.
Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.
You had me at the gallery entrance.
Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Baby is that my name tattooed on your back?
Woah girl, you must be the main attraction.
Would you like to go on a ride with me?
Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.
I like your melons, can I taste them?
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?