Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin' me!
If you were a book, I'd need glasses, because you'd definitely be fine print.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Hey girl you lookin' like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
Are you saying you want my log ride?
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Want to see the real coming attraction?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's featured length.
I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won't forget.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
This film ain't the only thing that has a monster in it.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
How about I take you to IMAX and then I make you climax?
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
I must've missed the express because I'm stuck staring at you.
Are you a platform number? Because I can't stop checking you out.
If eyes were bus headlights, you'd have my whole route lit up.
This shelter isn't the only thing keeping me warm—mind if I stick around?
Do you believe in layovers? Because I could stay here forever watching you.
Are you a route map? Because you make my life make sense.
If kisses were transfers, I'd give you unlimited free rides.
My heart paid full fare to ride beside you—do you accept contactless?
You and me on this bench could be the most scenic transfer of the day.
Can I buy you a ticket? First stop: coffee, final stop: my heart.
If you were a timetable I'd never check another schedule again.
Want to share my umbrella until the next bus and maybe our first date?
I must've missed the announcement, did the bus just say "arriving with my future"?
Are you my stop? Because my heart just signaled "next" when I saw you.
Can I book a tour of your heart? I'll be a respectful guest.
The lobby has art, but you make every corner a masterpiece.
Are you a valet ticket? Because I can't wait to claim you.
If the elevator had feelings, it'd stop on your floor all day.
Do you offer a couples' discount on slow dances in the lobby?
Wanna take a gamble? Hold my hand and we’ll roll.
Is your name Reservation? Because I've been saving a spot for you.
If we were on the rooftop, I'd call the stars to dim so you shine.
Do you mind if I upgrade my stay to "us"?
Is your voicemail a concierge? Because it already holds my hopes.
If we shared a wake-up call, I'd request "good morning, gorgeous."
Is your smile complimentary or do I tip for it?
Do you believe in hotel fate? I think our check-in times just synced.
If flirting were room service, I'd order a lifetime supply from you.
Are you a minibar cocktail? Because I'm tipsy just looking at you.
You’re the ace in my pocket — shall I show you?
Are you a ferris wheel? Because my heart goes up every time I look at you.
You must be five-star—my expectations just got upgraded.
I asked for a view and got you—can I keep this room?
Is this the check-in counter? Because you're officially checked into my thoughts.
Are you the spa? Because one touch of you relaxes my whole day.
Call the front desk—I've found a missing smile and it's yours.
I'm not a valet but I can park my heart by your side.
Can I request breakfast in bed? Preferably with you on the tray.
Is the hotel pet-friendly? Because I want to bring along my feelings.
This elevator's crowded, but all I see is you.
If compliments were room upgrades, I'd give you a penthouse.
Do you have a reservation for two of us tonight?
Are you on the concierge board? Because you're listed as a local treasure.
My room has a pillow menu—mind testing which one goes best with cuddles?
Is your produce section? Because you make my heart ripe for picking.
Can I check out your schedule? I’d like to reserve your evening.
You look like my room key—small, essential, impossible to forget.
Is it all-inclusive? Because your company seems to cover everything.
The bellhop says luggage goes here; heart goes with you?
If flirting were a hotel amenity, you'd be their bestseller.
Do you offer spa packages for couples? Asking for my future.
When the elevator dings, will you be my favorite stop?
Your smile should be on the welcome mat—I'm already home.
They warned me about high ceilings, not about falling for someone like you.
Are there do-not-disturb hours for charming strangers, or do we negotiate?
I don't need room service—I'd rather be served by your laughter.
Dare me to bet the night on you? I already did.
This place has a signature scent; I think it's the smell of you.
If we merged itineraries, could I be your favorite spontaneous detour?
The concierge promised surprises—how about dinner at midnight?
My confirmation email says "special requests: heart required" — you free?
Are you the rooftop pool? Because I'm ready to dive into you.
Is your name Turn-Down? Because you've already made my night cozier.
If flirting were slots, we’d already be on the bonus round.
Is there a complimentary smile with check-in? Because I'm cashing mine in on you.
