If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I wanna can your cucumbers.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I think we should start a family tree.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
You have borrowing privileges with me any time.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
Can I claim your baggage?
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
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