GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pickup Lines for Every Place You Go - Part 2


Find the perfect line for any location!

They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
Can I claim your baggage?
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass!
You seem to be a good fir up inside my cockpit, you can finally see my cock at last.
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
If we are in the airport, I would give you a thorough body scan, babe.
I think you have been a bad boy, leaving your luggage unattended, I must punish you.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
That's a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
In the airport, I am willing to let all my personal feelings fly towards you, baby.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
You look fetching today!