Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I wanna can your cucumbers.
I love a man with a raised bed.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I think we should start a family tree.
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
I think the soil needs some double digging.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
You have borrowing privileges with me any time.
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
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