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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 2

You never know where you'll find yourself. We put together a pickup line list for where ever you are.





The Best Places

I love a man with a raised bed.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
Girl, you're so fetch
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
Can I claim your baggage?
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
You should not be let to travel alone with that pretty face of yours, baby.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
I love a good South of the border crossing.

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I love a man with a raised bed.
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?