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Pick Up Lines by Place - Part 2

You never know where you'll find yourself. We put together a pickup line list for where ever you are.


The Best Places

Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Is that a hardcover, or are you just happy to see me?
That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
I'm a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
I assure you I can last longer than any jet engine that you know of right in this bed.
Why are you alone, honey, with your beauty, it should be a crime to travel all alone, really.
I bet you can't even pass airport procedures because you are simply the bomb, honey.
Should you be a sticker, you would be right into my vintage set right now, babe.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
I'd love to be your final destination.
We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.
You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!

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Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?




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