I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I can serve you more than just food.
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
Let me show you my daily special.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
So when's your next night off?
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
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