So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
I can serve you more than just food.
Let me show you my daily special.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
So when's your next night off?
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
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