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Waitress and Server Pick Up Lines

We've got a hot list of pick up lines to use on the waitress, waiter or server of your dreams to get you a date.




The Best Waitress Pick Up Lines

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Baby, I'm gonna give you the tip later!
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I can serve you more than just food.
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.
Let me show you my daily special.

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So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.