Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.

Top Pizza Lines

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

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