Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.

Top Pizza Lines

If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Are you hot and ready?
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.

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