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Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.




Top Pizza Lines

Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.

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Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.