Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.

Top Pizza Lines

If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

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