Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.

Top Pizza Lines

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

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