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Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.




Top Pizza Lines

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Are you hot and ready?
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
I love pizza but I love you more.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I want to give you olive my love.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.