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Funny Pizza Lines That Will Deliver

Delicious list of pizza pick up lines for delivery guys, pizza makers and pizza lovers.




Top Pizza Lines

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.

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What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common? We're both hot and ready.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.