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Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.


Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
Would you like that Super Sized?
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

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I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.




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