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Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.




Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
I can be the king of your burger.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.