Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.

Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?

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