Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.
Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
I can be the king of your burger.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
