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Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.




Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Would you like to see my whopper?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
I can be the king of your burger.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Would you like that Super Sized?
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.