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Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.





Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Would you like to see my whopper?
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Would you like that Super Sized?
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.

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Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Would you like to see my whopper?
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.