Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.

Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Would you like that Super Sized?
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
I can be the king of your burger.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

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