Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.

Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Would you like that Super Sized?
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
I can be the king of your burger.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.

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