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" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "
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As long as you got that Big Mac, you can be my king.
By: Ben
on 01 Jul 2013
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sry, but the dude from subway is giving me a footlong.
By: Subway
on 24 Apr 2013
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you can go to mcdonalds but u will be loveing this foot long from sub way
By: jordan
on 22 Jul 2014
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baby in like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet
By: Dustin
on 17 May 2017
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left was Christmas could I vist between the holidays
By: Dustin
on 17 May 2017
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Hi, are you a bag of garbage, cuz im ready to take you out!
By: Joey Backbone
on 08 Jul 2013
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Must be. What has two legs, and a big gap? No guesses? You do and imma have to fill it!! (corny ik)
By: LogieBear
on 05 Nov 2013
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So...we're rivals.
By: J
on 25 Oct 2013
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So you're telling me we'll both be fat?
By: Kyle
on 13 Apr 2015
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Hell ya I luv Burger King
By: Adlean Segura
on 07 Apr 2014
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well hun I don't like burger king so u will not be having it ur way
By: aaliyah
on 05 Oct 2013
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suck it
By: john john johnsons
on 08 May 2014
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Guy: r those baseball pants cause your ass is outta this world Girl: no there softball pants cause my ass is so outta your league
By: Foryoutofindout
on 15 May 2015
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Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only 10 I see.
By: Derek
on 12 Feb 2014
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Do you work at little Caesars cuz your hot and I'm ready!
By: Joey Backbone
on 08 Jul 2013
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its a good thing that i have my library card. why? because i am totally checking you out''
By: ebrima
on 30 Apr 2014
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Can I follow you home? because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
By: Marissa
on 23 Sep 2014
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So you're cheap, fast, greasy, and easy?
By: Shannon
on 11 Apr 2013
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Eat at Burger King For a Year! Go to the site. Enter your email now for a chance to win Burger King lunch for a year.
By: Luciaincak
on 19 Nov 2017
I am ronald McDonald u want the big and tasty
By: Jinx
on 09 Jul 2017
sup
By: bobbyballsacks
on 14 May 2013
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I like pretty much all of them lol
By: Patrice
on 02 Sep 2013
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I love Pokemon, and, Full Moon Wo Sagashite.
By: Seporah
on 29 May 2015
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scott is my bae
By: brenna woronik
on 26 Mar 2017
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this one is the best lol
By: angie
on 08 Feb 2018
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WAS YOUR DADDY A DRUG DEALER BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DOPE
By: Marissa
on 23 Sep 2014
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That ones not so bad
By: Adlean
on 24 Mar 2014
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boom
By: issy
on 17 Aug 2014
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why be that cheap and mess with somebody's mom?
By: biacah
on 21 Nov 2013
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OOOOO SHIT GOTTEM OOOOOOOT OTOTOOTOT BOOIIII GETTING PUSSSYYYY TONIGHT OOOOO OTOTHT
By: Mason
on 22 Sep 2015
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your souls is stained my the blood of the innocent.
By: GhostRider
on 29 Sep 2013
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POPOO IN MY BUTHOOLE ALL DAY
By: longkill
on 15 Mar 2014
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I'm too tunrnt
By: Supa nigga
on 14 Oct 2013
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Hey bbe the say numbers don't lai so let's try 69
By: shannon
on 09 Jul 2013
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yo dats da boom
By: jordan
on 11 Apr 2013
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giggity,giggity,giggity, GOO
By: hot dog456789
on 13 Feb 2014
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i wan to have sex with nicholas mum
By: Wesley Jay Primrose
on 03 Jun 2013
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star kba
By: zoren
on 12 Jun 2013
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