GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Fast Food Pick Up Lines

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Do you work at little Caesars cuz your hot and I'm ready!
By: Joey Backbone on 07 Jul 2013
its a good thing that i have my library card. why? because i am totally checking you out''
By: ebrima on 30 Apr 2014
Can I follow you home? because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
By: Marissa on 23 Sep 2014
So you're cheap, fast, greasy, and easy?
By: Shannon on 11 Apr 2013
I am ronald McDonald u want the big and tasty
By: Jinx on 09 Jul 2017
Eat at Burger King For a Year! Go to the site. Enter your email now for a chance to win Burger King lunch for a year.
By: Luciaincak on 19 Nov 2017
sup
By: bobbyballsacks on 14 May 2013
I like pretty much all of them lol
By: Patrice on 02 Sep 2013
scott is my bae
By: brenna woronik on 26 Mar 2017
I love Pokemon, and, Full Moon Wo Sagashite.
By: Seporah on 28 May 2015
WAS YOUR DADDY A DRUG DEALER BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DOPE
By: Marissa on 23 Sep 2014
this one is the best lol
By: angie on 08 Feb 2018
why be that cheap and mess with somebody's mom?
By: biacah on 21 Nov 2013
That ones not so bad
By: Adlean on 23 Mar 2014
boom
By: issy on 16 Aug 2014
your souls is stained my the blood of the innocent.
By: GhostRider on 29 Sep 2013
OOOOO SHIT GOTTEM OOOOOOOT OTOTOOTOT BOOIIII GETTING PUSSSYYYY TONIGHT OOOOO OTOTHT
By: Mason on 22 Sep 2015
POPOO IN MY BUTHOOLE ALL DAY
By: longkill on 14 Mar 2014
I'm too tunrnt
By: Supa nigga on 14 Oct 2013
Hey bbe the say numbers don't lai so let's try 69
By: shannon on 09 Jul 2013
yo dats da boom
By: jordan on 11 Apr 2013
giggity,giggity,giggity, GOO
By: hot dog456789 on 12 Feb 2014
i wan to have sex with nicholas mum
By: Wesley Jay Primrose on 02 Jun 2013
star kba
By: zoren on 12 Jun 2013

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.