Drunk and Alcohol Related Pick Up Lines

Judgement drops as the night goes on, and so does the quality of everyone's opening material — which is roughly what this list documents. These are our drunk and alcohol pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering beer, spirits, shots, hangovers and the specific confidence that arrives around the fourth drink. They work at closing time, at parties, and on anyone in the same state as you. Some are genuinely funny sober. Most are considerably funnier when they are not, which readers have been honest about in the voting.

The Best Drunk and Alcohol Pick Up Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!

I want to slam dunk your face with my face.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.

I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.

Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!

Look I'm just trying to drink here, but you're very distracting.

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.

I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?

When you're done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?

Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)

Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.

Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?

Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.

Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?

Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.

Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.

You're not drunk until you make out with me.

I'm fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we're drunk.

I'm not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

Mind if I get drunk with you?

Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.

Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course.

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.

I see you've got some tequila's. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

What do you say we get out of here? I bet you're way better to wake up next to than a hangover.

I'm letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro's. How many can I count you in for?

Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

And I thought the beer was good here...