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Drunk and Alcohol Related Pick Up Lines

Now that you've got some liquid courage in your system here's a list of some pick up lines to use at a bar or party.




The Best Drunk and Alcohol Pick Up Lines

I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
And I thought the beer was good here...
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.

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I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.