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Drunk and Alcohol Related Pick Up Lines

Now that you've got some liquid courage in your system here's a list of some pick up lines to use at a bar or party.




The Best Drunk and Alcohol Pick Up Lines

I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.
Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

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I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.