I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.
Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
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