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Drunk and Alcohol Related Pick Up Lines

Now that you've got some liquid courage in your system here's a list of some pick up lines to use at a bar or party.

The Best Drunk and Alcohol Pick Up Lines

I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
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I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
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Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
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Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
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Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
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I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
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Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
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I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
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Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
  
  
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
  
  
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
  
  
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
  
  
When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?
  
  
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
  
  
Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.
  
  
Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
  
  
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
  
  
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
  
  
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
  
  
Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.
  
  
You're not drunk until you make out with me.
  
  
I'm fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we're drunk.
  
  
I'm not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
  
  
Mind if I get drunk with you?
  
  
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
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What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
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I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place! I want to slam dunk your face with my face. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.