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Drunk and Alcohol Pick Up Lines

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i'll take the money [take it and run]
By: charpey on 15 Apr 2008
 
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*buys the guy a drink, and be's his best friend, because that is the ****ing coolest pickup line ever*
By: tryhardhoexoxo on 16 Jul 2012
 
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Neither, go buy yourself a better pick-up line
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
 
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*Takes the money and leaves
By: Some Guy on 07 Dec 2014
 
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a kick in the balls isornloop se justified.
By: connie on 14 Feb 2013
 
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u want some money to get outta here?
By: pandazzz on 13 Nov 2008
 
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sure you can buy me a drink! *throws in his face * now you u just wasted my time ,your breath, your money ,when u could have bought a better pick up line! but thanks for buying my drink now you are wearing it!!
By: Kris on 28 May 2011
 
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6 -3
* SLAP *
By: Kayla on 13 Nov 2007
 
 
5 -5

Variations & Alternatives:

vaginas are a deep dark abyss of nothing
By: Diana on 05 Nov 2014
 
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Comments:

i would find that very romantic & touchin. sexx bombb offttt
By: furgus on 26 Feb 2009
 
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A sure way to get yourself hurt if you ask me.
By: Freddy on 26 Mar 2007
 
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i got slapped
By: superman on 14 Mar 2008
 
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