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Drunk and Alcohol Pick Up Lines

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I'm going to need more than $10
By: Castro on 27 Mar 2015
 
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Wouldn't it be easier just to slip me a roofie?
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008
 
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im drunk and your still ugly, (:
By: Xprez. on 16 Oct 2009
 
4
 
3 1
I got two glasses at my table can I show you the way
By: Harold on 23 Aug 2013
 
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2 -1
I don't take from the poor
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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o well how about you give me a hundred and maybe i wont get my daddy on you?
By: Samantha on 03 Jan 2008
 
1
 
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I'm going to need more than that, because we may be here a while......
By: ShallowShelly on 19 Nov 2008
 
1
 
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How about you rip the 10 in half, take 5 to go buy some new jokes...and take the other 5 and STICK IT UP YOUR @ss
By: Comeback King on 13 Feb 2008
 
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Thats gonna take more then ten bucks
By: Holly on 23 Sep 2007
 
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Here's a baseball bat. Go knock yourself out.
By: Leila on 13 Jun 2010
 
1
 
4 -3
Thanks for letting me know that you you need to attend AAA
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
 
1
 
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Sorry I dont drink
By: Awesomesauce on 14 Sep 2012
 
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Hey baby, lets buy you a drink ( keep buying till shes drunk enough to talk to you )
By: Chrisss on 18 Dec 2007
 
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1

Comments:

even if i was drunk off my @ss, high, and stupid, i would never talk to you. have a nice day :)
By: Jacey on 02 Aug 2011
 
 
1 -1
whats your name your hair is so nice aaah dude your talking to a mop the girls start walking out the door with another dude
By: who want's 2 know on 05 Aug 2011
 
 
1 -1
f**k hell
By: pravin on 20 Oct 2012
 
 
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Nigga this be trippin!
By: Negro357` on 01 Dec 2008
 
 
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jeez, i guess im gonna get pretty damn drunk tonight
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008
 
 
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