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Chocolate Pick Up Lines

Chocolate is an aphrodisiac and is a great way to describe your feelings for someone. We've got a rich and smooth list of funny and cheesy chocolate pick up lines.




Chocolaty Pick Up Lines

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're like a box of Valentine's chocolates, half sweet and half nuts.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you're already sweet enough.
You're sweeter than chocolate and hotter than heart candies.
Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
You break my heart into 12 pieces, just like a box of Valentine's Day chocolates.
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're like a box of Valentine's chocolates, half sweet and half nuts.