Funny Fast Food Pick Up Lines

Fast food puns and jokes ready to pick up your next date. We've got the pick up lines for your favorite fast food restaurants. They're sure to deliver.

Top Restaurant, Takeout and Delivery Lines

Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Girl, tonight I want you to be my, cheap, and easy.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.

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