Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we’d make a great pairing.
Your cooking is so good, I’d even eat my vegetables for you.
You’re like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Your cooking skills are impressive, but what really sets you apart is your ability to make my heart skip a beat.
Hey chef, do you have a secret recipe for love?
Your food is making my mouth wet.
Want to learn how to truss with me?
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