I'm a slowly braised hunk of meat; a tender, succulent animal!
Hey baby, need me to spice up your life?
Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.
Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?
Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?
I'd love to show you my root garden.
Do you like potatoes? I've got the gravy...let's go give thanks!
You are the fond on the roasting pan of life.
Your name must be Jelly... 'cuz jam don't shake like that.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'm a locavore... I got all I need right in front of me.
I can last longer than cast iron.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You're spicier than a ghost pepper.
Let's pretend you're a farm and I'll be the table.
You make my highly sensitive palate water.
How 'bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?
Dinner is on me. I know the chef.
Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.
I always hand whip my cream.
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
Hey chef, can I be your taste tester for the night?
I never knew food could be so delicious until I tasted your cooking.
Can I have a moment alone with your cooking? I’d like to savor every bite.
Can I be your kitchen assistant? Because I’d love to help you make our chemistry sizzle.
I bet you could make even the blandest dish taste amazing.
You must be a saucier because you’re making me saucy.
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we’d make a great pairing.
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