Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.

If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.

I want to give you olive my love.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

My beans are cold could you warm them up?

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?

Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.

Do you open for breakfast?

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.

One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.

I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.

I can be the king of your burger.

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