Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

Are you hot and ready?

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?

Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.

I really want to flip your pancakes.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.

Do you open for breakfast?

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

Buy you breakfast?

Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

Would you like that Super Sized?

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

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