Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 5

Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
You mocha me crazy!
You roast my heart.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
I can be the king of your burger.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Would you like that Super Sized?
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
This must be decaf, cause you're just dreamy!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I like my baristas like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and creamy.
Are you hot and ready?
My beans are cold could you warm them up?

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I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
You mocha me crazy!
You roast my heart.