Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

Are you hot and ready?

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?

Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.

Do you open for breakfast?

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

Buy you breakfast?

I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.

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