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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 5


Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
You mocha me crazy!
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
You roast my heart.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
I can be the king of your burger.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.