Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Are you hot and ready?

My beans are cold could you warm them up?

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

Hey I was wondering about the diameter of your pancakes?

Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.

Do you open for breakfast?

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?

Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.

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