I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.
I really want to flip your pancakes.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Would you like to see my whopper?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!