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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 6





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick... pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
How do you get your protein?
I know all the E-numbers.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?

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Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.