Baby, your bacon my eggs!
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick... pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
How do you get your protein?
I know all the E-numbers.
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