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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 6


Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
Your flawless beauty is like the wine in a bottle and still better than ever at this very moment.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
You had me at merlot.
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
Do you like hops? How about you hop into bed with me!
I know you barley know me, but Want to gose and get a beer?
If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again because I would always miss you!
Are you an ice cream cone? Because I'm falling for you scoop by scoop.
You must be made of ice cream because you make my heart melt.
Are you vanilla? Because you're the classic I've been searching for.
Girl, you're like a sundae: topped with everything I want!
Is your name Rocky Road? Because you've got me bumping all over!
Are you soft serve? Because you’re making my heart swirl.
Are we at an ice cream shop? Because I'm feeling a scoop of love coming on.
Is your love like ice cream? Because I can't wait to dig into it!
You must be a waffle cone, because you’re making my heart crispy.
Are you mint chocolate chip? Because you’re refreshingly sweet!
Call me an ice cream truck, because I want to deliver happiness to you.
Are you a banana split? Because you make my heart go bananas!
I must be a sundae because I feel like a topping when I'm with you.
If kisses were ice cream, I’d give you a double scoop of sweetness!
You must be chocolate fudge, because you make everything better.
Are you an ice cream scoop? Because you’re serving up some serious charm!
Is your name Gelato? Because you’re making my heart race in Italy!
Do you believe in love at first scoop? Because I definitely do!
If you were ice cream, you’d be the cherry on top of my day!
Are you a cone? Because you complete my scoop!
I need a spoon because I’m ready to dig into your heart.
Is your heart cold? Because I’d like to warm it up with some love.
Are you a sprinkle? Because you just added some fun to my day!
You must be full of hot fudge because my heart's racing!
Is it just me, or are we the perfect sundae together?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to return it with sprinkles!
You make my heart race faster than a melting ice cream cone!
Are you strawberry? Because you’re berry sweet!
I'm not a magician, but every time I see you, ice cream appears!
Are you ice cream in July? Because you're making everything hotter!
Is your heart soft serve? Because I want to swirl my love in it!
Let’s scoop some memories together, one sweet date at a time.
Do you like ice cream? Because I'd love to share a scoop with you.
Are you a scoop of gelato? Because you’re so smooth and irresistible.
If you were ice cream, I’d savor every last drop of you!
You must be a sundae, because you’re the highlight of my day!
We’d make a great cone together; let’s stick together!
You’re sweeter than a triple scoop on a sunny day!
Are you a cherry? Because you’re the perfect topping on my sundae!
Life without you is like an ice cream cone without the ice cream.
Are you cookie dough? Because I can’t resist a sweet surprise!
You must be Pistachio, because you’re nutty for stealing my heart!
Are you chocolate? Because I can't resist your sweetness!
If love were ice cream, I’d want to scoop you up every day!
Let’s create a love story as sweet as our favorite flavors!
Your smile must be made of sprinkles because it lights up my day!
Are you Oreo? Because you complete my milkshake!
You and me together would be the ultimate sundaes!
If kisses are like ice cream, consider me your biggest fan!
You must be cherry vanilla because you’re both sweet and unique!
Are we in an ice cream parlor? Because I believe we have a flavor connection!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sprinkles.
Is it hot in here, or is it just your frosty charm?
You must be my favorite flavor because I keep coming back for you every time.
I don’t need a spoon to know you’re the sweetest thing in the room.
You remind me of ice cream because one look at you melts my heart.
If attraction were a dessert, you’d be the classic everyone loves.
I’d skip every topping just to enjoy you exactly as you are.
You feel like that first bite of ice cream on a hot day, pure happiness.
I’d wait in the longest line just to get a chance with you
You make my world feel cooler in the best possible way
I think my heart just ordered you as its favorite scoop
You’re smoother than the creamiest vanilla I’ve ever had
I don’t need sprinkles when your smile already does the job
You’re the reason my heart skips like a freezer door opening
Every time you smile, it feels like dessert before dinner
I’d trade any flavor just to spend more time with you
You look like the kind of treat I’d never want to share
My day instantly got sweeter the moment I noticed you
Are you ice cream? Because you make me melt faster than a cone in July.
Do you work at an ice cream shop? Because you’re serving up some serious scoops of cuteness.