Would you like that Super Sized?
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my date.
I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick... pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
How do you get your protein?
I know all the E-numbers.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?