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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 6


Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body good.
You're spicier than Syrah.
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
You must be a gourmet chef because you have exquisite taste.
If your cooking was a language, I'd be fluent in it.
You must be a master chef because you just spiced up my life.
I don't care what's on the menu, as long as you're the chef cooking it.
Are you a Michelin star chef? Because you're definitely making my heart rate go up.
I've been looking for the perfect chef to cook up a lifetime of happiness with, and I think I've found you.
Your culinary creations are a work of art, and I'm the perfect canvas for you to paint on.
Hey chef, can I be your sous chef for the night? I promise I'll keep up with you.
You must be a master of flavor because you're really turning me on.
I can't wait to be your taste tester for life.
Your cooking is like a work of art, it's too beautiful to eat.
You're definitely a master chef, but I'm more interested in mastering the art of romance with you.
You're like the best dish on the menu, I just can't get enough.
I'm not a food critic, but I'd give you five stars any day.
You're the missing ingredient in my life.