You must be my favorite flavor because I keep coming back for you every time.
Is it hot in here, or is it just your frosty charm?
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sprinkles.
Are we in an ice cream parlor? Because I believe we have a flavor connection!
You must be cherry vanilla because you’re both sweet and unique!
If kisses are like ice cream, consider me your biggest fan!
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
You're spicier than Syrah.
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body good.
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You and I sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
I think a woman improves with age – like fine wine.
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
Your flawless beauty is like the wine in a bottle and still better than ever at this very moment.
Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.
You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
You had me at merlot.
The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
So when's your next night off?
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
Let me show you my daily special.
I can serve you more than just food.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
I'm not a magician, but every time I see you, ice cream appears!
If you were ice cream, I’d savor every last drop of you!
Are you a scoop of gelato? Because you’re so smooth and irresistible.
Do you like ice cream? Because I'd love to share a scoop with you.
Let’s scoop some memories together, one sweet date at a time.
Is your heart soft serve? Because I want to swirl my love in it!
Are you ice cream in July? Because you're making everything hotter!
Is it just me, or are we the perfect sundae together?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to return it with sprinkles!
You make my heart race faster than a melting ice cream cone!
You must be full of hot fudge because my heart's racing!
