Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?
Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.
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