Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Would you like that Super Sized?
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
I really want to flip your pancakes.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

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