Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
Dinner tastes better at my place.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Can I take your internal temperature?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Baby, I really knead you right now.
I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
