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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 3

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?
Do you open for breakfast?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are, a hottie!
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.
Can I take your internal temperature?

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Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.