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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 3





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?
Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

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My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?
Dinner tastes better at my place.