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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 3





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?
Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.

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Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?