Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?
Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
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