Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
What's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl?
Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Baby, you're as hot as capsaicin!
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Java number I can call you up at?
I love the way you espresso yourself.
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
Would you like to see my whopper?
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can be the king of your burger.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Call me fruit, because I can’t help but juice your heart!
Are you honeydew? Because you’re sweet and refreshing!
I’d wait in the longest line just to get a chance with you
You make my world feel cooler in the best possible way
I think my heart just ordered you as its favorite scoop
You’re smoother than the creamiest vanilla I’ve ever had
I don’t need sprinkles when your smile already does the job
You’re the reason my heart skips like a freezer door opening
Every time you smile, it feels like dessert before dinner
You’re a juicy surprise, and I want to peel back the layers!
I’d trade any flavor just to spend more time with you
You look like the kind of treat I’d never want to share
My day instantly got sweeter the moment I noticed you
Are you ice cream? Because you make me melt faster than a cone in July.
Are you a ripe grapefruit? Because you’re making my heart pucker!
Do you work at an ice cream shop? Because you’re serving up some serious scoops of cuteness.
I’m not a freezer, but I can keep you cool all summer long.
Are you a sundae? Because you’re making my Monday feel like the weekend.
Do you like fruit? Because I’m ready to bear my heart for you!
Can I be the syrup to your waffles? Because together, we’re a perfect blend!
You’re my favorite fruit, and I’m ready to pick you!
I must be lactose intolerant because you’re making my heart race.
Are you soft serve? Because you’ve got all the right curves.
I’d share my last scoop with you, and that’s saying a lot.
Are you a popsicle? Because you’re cooler than the other side of the pillow.
If you were ice cream, you’d be my favorite flavor – one of a kind.
Do you come with sprinkles? Because you just made my day extra special.
I’m on a strict diet, but I’d make an exception for someone as sweet as you.
Are you ice cream cake? Because you’re worth celebrating every day.
My pickup line might be frozen, but my feelings for you are melting fast.
Are you a waffle cone? Because I want to hold you close.
Do you like ice cream? Because I’m about to steal your heart one scoop at a time.
I must be brain freeze because I can’t think straight around you.
If kisses were ice cream, I’d send you a whole truck.
Do you work at Baskin-Robbins? Because you’ve got 31 flavors of amazing.
I’m not saying you’re ice cream, but you’re definitely the cherry on top of my day.
Are you a McFlurry? Because you’ve got me all mixed up in the best way.
I’d wait in any line just to get a taste of your sweetness.
Do you believe in destiny? Because I think we’re a perfect ice cream pairing.
Are you rocky road? Because life with you would be an adventure.
Are you a fig? Because my heart is stuck on you!
You’re the apple of my eye, and I’m ready to take a bite!
Can I take you out for a smoothie? Because you’re my favorite blend!
Let’s make some jam together—I'm ready to spread the love!
Is your name Apricot? Because you make my heart sing!
I’m in love with you, and I’m not just pulling your stem!
You’re like a ripe avocado; I want to smash on you!
Are you a fruit basket? Because you’re overflowing with beauty!
I must be a fruit fly because I’m so attracted to your sweetness!
Did it hurt when you fell from the fruit tree? Because you’re a total catch!
Your smile is like sunshine on a grapefruit!
You’re sweeter than any fruit I can think of!
Can I call you Berry? Because we’re meant to be together!
You’re the zest I’ve been looking for in my fruit bowl of life!
Let’s make like fruit trees and grow together!
Are you a coconut? Because you’ve got a smooth exterior and a lot inside!
I’d love to be your cherry, so we can top each other off!
I fall in love with your sensational apples.
Is your name Clementine? Because you brighten my day!
You must be a grape, because I want to wine and dine you!
