I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
You are the roux to my veloute.
I wanna see you rise all night long.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Dinner tastes better at my place.
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
