Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
My beans are cold could you warm them up?
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
I really want to flip your pancakes.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

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