The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and I don't wanna share.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
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