Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
You are the roux to my veloute.
There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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