Baby, you're as hot as capsaicin!
What's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl?
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
Java number I can call you up at?
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
I love the way you espresso yourself.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
Would you like to see my whopper?
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
You're like the scent of coffee, you get me out of bed in the morning.
I can't get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can be the king of your burger.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
Let’s make like fruit trees and grow together!
Darling! If you’d be a fruit, you must be a date cause I loved to eat a date.
Your smile is like sunshine on a grapefruit!
Are you Oreo? Because you complete my milkshake!
You and me together would be the ultimate sundaes!
If kisses are like ice cream, consider me your biggest fan!
You must be cherry vanilla because you’re both sweet and unique!
You’re sweeter than any fruit I can think of!
Are we in an ice cream parlor? Because I believe we have a flavor connection!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sprinkles.
Is it hot in here, or is it just your frosty charm?
You must be my favorite flavor because I keep coming back for you every time.
I don’t need a spoon to know you’re the sweetest thing in the room.
You remind me of ice cream because one look at you melts my heart.
If attraction were a dessert, you’d be the classic everyone loves.
I’d skip every topping just to enjoy you exactly as you are.
You feel like that first bite of ice cream on a hot day, pure happiness.
I’d wait in the longest line just to get a chance with you
You make my world feel cooler in the best possible way
I think my heart just ordered you as its favorite scoop
Can I call you Berry? Because we’re meant to be together!
You’re smoother than the creamiest vanilla I’ve ever had
I don’t need sprinkles when your smile already does the job
You’re the reason my heart skips like a freezer door opening
Every time you smile, it feels like dessert before dinner
I’d trade any flavor just to spend more time with you
You look like the kind of treat I’d never want to share
My day instantly got sweeter the moment I noticed you
Are you ice cream? Because you make me melt faster than a cone in July.
Do you work at an ice cream shop? Because you’re serving up some serious scoops of cuteness.
I’m not a freezer, but I can keep you cool all summer long.
Are you a sundae? Because you’re making my Monday feel like the weekend.
I must be lactose intolerant because you’re making my heart race.
Are you soft serve? Because you’ve got all the right curves.
I’d share my last scoop with you, and that’s saying a lot.
Are you a popsicle? Because you’re cooler than the other side of the pillow.
If you were ice cream, you’d be my favorite flavor – one of a kind.
Do you come with sprinkles? Because you just made my day extra special.
I’m on a strict diet, but I’d make an exception for someone as sweet as you.
Are you ice cream cake? Because you’re worth celebrating every day.
My pickup line might be frozen, but my feelings for you are melting fast.
Are you a waffle cone? Because I want to hold you close.
I’m not a fruit expert, but I know you’re the best pick!
If you were an apple, you’d be my forbidden fruit!
Do you like mangoes? Because I could go for you anytime!
You’re like a ripe banana—totally a-peeling and hard to resist!
Are you mint chocolate chip? Because you’re refreshingly perfect.
Are you a peach? Because you've got a pit-iful hold on my heart!
Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling!
You must be made of strawberries, because you’re berry cute!
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw when I saw you!
Are you a watermelon? Because you’re one in a melon!
Call me fruit, because I can’t help but juice your heart!
Is your name Kiwi? Because you’re a little fuzzy but so sweet!
You must be a pineapple, because you're the queen of my heart!
Can I be the orange to your juice? Together, we’d make something refreshing!
You’re like a fruit salad—perfectly mixed and just my type!
You’re the apple of my eye, and I’m ready to take a bite!
Can I take you out for a smoothie? Because you’re my favorite blend!
Did it hurt when you fell from the fruit tree? Because you’re a total catch!
