Funny and Cheesy Food Lines

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Lines

Your pizza is $16.69 but I'll throw in my number for free.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
My beans are cold could you warm them up?
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

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