I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
You are the roux to my veloute.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
I wanna see you rise all night long.
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Are you from the pancake house? Cause I just wanna stack on top of you.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
