Is your Mother a lawyer? 'Cause you're gonna need insurance once I'm done kicking your ***
By: Sandy on
11 Nov 2012
7
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Girl:Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass
Guy: Very close, he was an Alpha monkey.
Girl: what?!?!? U r pathetic!
Guy: I know, I'm pathetically in love with u
By: PIMP on
14 Apr 2015
3
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wow
By: nigga on
07 Jul 2015
2
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whoops i didn't kno tht sent b4 :P
By: Sara on
11 Aug 2013
1
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XD som1 actually tried to use ths on me. i just hit thm in the face with a book...
By: Sara on
11 Aug 2013
1
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ur buns are tasty are u a baker
By: gdgdff on
29 May 2012
2-2
Is your dad a baker? His buns are delicious!
Cant believe I just posted this lol
By: TastyKakes on
06 Jul 2011
2-2
wow
By: nigga on
07 Jul 2015
2-2
Lame !!! I could see the girl laughing at you and telling you thats a pick up line.
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