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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 4

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?
Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
You can come to bread with me, if you'd like.
Rye can't I stop thinking about you!
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

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Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
Can I take your internal temperature?