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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 4

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
Baby, you're as hot as capsaicin!
Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?
Are you a hot pan? Cause you're sizzling hot.
I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.
Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.
Baby, you're the creme to my brulee.
Wanna gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits?
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
My coffee is really hot, but you're hotter.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

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Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.