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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 4

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.




Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
Wanna gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits?
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look as tasty as an angel food cake.
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
I'm just like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

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Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
Wanna gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits?
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look as tasty as an angel food cake.