Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.
I really want to flip your pancakes.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
I'm missing a key ingredient for my pizza, and that's you.
Baby, you're the creme to my brulee.
Would you like to see my whopper?
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Baby, you're as hot as capsaicin!
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I love the way you espresso yourself.
What's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl?
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
Java number I can call you up at?
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.
Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's you.
