Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 4

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.

Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?
Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?
You can come to bread with me, if you'd like.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
What time do you get off? Well what time are you done work?
Excuse me, there's something wrong with the number on this check. It isn't yours.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I'm an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.
No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

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Dinner tastes better at my place.
Hey baby, wanna pull my pork?Hey baby, wanna lick my spoon?