Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.
I really want to flip your pancakes.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
Baby, you're the creme to my brulee.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I love the way you espresso yourself.
Let's make like this coffee and get steamy!
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
Java number I can call you up at?
Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.
Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Baby, you're as hot as capsaicin!
What's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl?
I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.
Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
Would you like to see my whopper?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
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