I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
Boy if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
I've been looking for a seitan worshipper like you my whole life.
I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.
Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
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