Right now, I'm craving pizza, but I'm craving you more.
I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
I love pizza but I love you more.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegan competition.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee... and less drippy.
I think I could bake you feel realll happy.
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Been thinking about you a latte.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I want to give you olive my love.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
You're the honey to my tea.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet cuz you have a fine grind goin on.
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Can I have a moment alone with your cooking? I'd like to savor every bite.
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we'd make a great pairing.
Your cooking is so good, I'd even eat my vegetables for you.
You're like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Hey chef, do you have a secret recipe for love?
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
Your money isn't the only tip I want.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.
We should dance along with the bitter taste of the wine and the pretty glow of the starry night.
How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.
May I taste the wine from your lips?
Are you a boat? Because I could sail with you to love’s horizon!
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
And I thought the beer was good here...
Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Because I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
Your food is making my mouth wet.
Want to learn how to truss with me?
Hey chef, can I be your taste tester for the night?
Your cooking skills are impressive, but what really sets you apart is your ability to make my heart skip a beat.
Hey baby, can I help you butter your biscuit?
Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
Baby, I'm gonna give you the tip later!
Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?
Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?
You're a full bodied breakfast tea.
I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.
Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.
