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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 8

Food pick up lines for chefs, cooks and foodies. You never know when you'll knead one.


Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
How do you get your protein?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I know all the E-numbers.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
Ya wanna mix vitamins?
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
Boy if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

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If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?




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