In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.
Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.
I'm fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we're drunk.
I'm not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
Mind if I get drunk with you?
You're not drunk until you make out with me.
Let's have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are, a hottie!
Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.
You can dump tea in my harbor anytime.
Would you like to go for some tea?
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie!
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?
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