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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 8





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.
Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.
I'm fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we're drunk.
I'm not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
Mind if I get drunk with you?
You're not drunk until you make out with me.
Let's have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are, a hottie!
Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.
You can dump tea in my harbor anytime.
Would you like to go for some tea?
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie!

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I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.