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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 8


Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
Your flawless beauty is like the wine in a bottle and still better than ever at this very moment.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again because I would always miss you!
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.
I think a woman improves with age – like fine wine.
You and I sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body good.
You're spicier than Syrah.
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
May I put my bung in your barrel?