Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hottie!
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?
Are you a hot pan? Cause you're sizzling hot.
I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.
I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?
How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I'll put the special in your sauce.
If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.
Is it hot in here? Is it the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? or is it you?
Wanna see my meat walk-in?
Are you Gordon Ramsay? because I can make you scream.
Are you a cubed dice, roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you're fine.
You're so sweet, i just want you for dessert.
Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.
You're so hot I just burnt the roof of my mouth!
You're so hot I'd eat a durian to be with you!
Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, I'm asking for only one.
Even if it tastes bad, don't insult the chef. Just swallow.
How about I put my meat in your grill?
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you!
You're my missing ingredient.
Is your name fajita? 'Cuz you're sizzling!
I'm a slowly braised hunk of meat; a tender, succulent animal!
Hey baby, need me to spice up your life?
Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!
Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.
Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?
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