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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 13





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

Let me show you my daily special.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
So when's your next night off?
You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.
You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.
I think a woman improves with age – like fine wine.
You and I sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
You're spicier than Syrah.
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body good.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

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Let me show you my daily special.
My burger was great, but you are rare and well-done at the same time.
So when's your next night off?