I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
Do you like hops? How about you hop into bed with me!
I know you barley know me, but Want to gose and get a beer?
If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again because I would always miss you!
I'm like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
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