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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 14





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
Your flawless beauty is like the wine in a bottle and still better than ever at this very moment.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
You had me at merlot.
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
Do you like hops? How about you hop into bed with me!
I know you barley know me, but Want to gose and get a beer?
If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again because I would always miss you!
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

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You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
Hi. Can I get you a drink?