I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
And I thought the beer was good here...
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
You're the honey to my tea.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet cuz you have a fine grind goin on.
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
Your food is making my mouth wet.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Want to learn how to truss with me?
Your cooking is so good, I’d even eat my vegetables for you.
You’re like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.
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