I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Hey chef, are you a fan of fusion cuisine? Because I think we’d make a great pairing.
Your cooking is so good, I’d even eat my vegetables for you.
You’re like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Hey chef, do you have a secret recipe for love?
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
Your money isn't the only tip I want.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.
We should dance along with the bitter taste of the wine and the pretty glow of the starry night.
How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
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