I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
I love pizza but I love you more.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee... and less drippy.
I think I could bake you feel realll happy.
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Been thinking about you a latte.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I want to give you olive my love.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
You're the honey to my tea.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet cuz you have a fine grind goin on.
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
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