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Funny and Cheesy Food Lines - Part 15





Top Food Related Pick Up Lines

If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
I love pizza but I love you more.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee... and less drippy.
I think I could bake you feel realll happy.
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Been thinking about you a latte.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I want to give you olive my love.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

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If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.