GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Flirting in Spanish, Latino Style

If you wan to hit on a Mexican or Latina we have a great list of pick up lines to impress them, or at least get a laugh.

The Best Mexican Pick Up Lines

Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Chica, you're like a Pinata, cause I'd definitely hit that!
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I'd like to lose your top.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Will you be my baerrito?
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Hey, you like chorizo?
There's a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You're the cause of Hispanic attack.
Is your enchilada buttered?
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Excuse me bonita seniorita you dropped your halo.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
May I add my guacamole to your taco?
I'd cross borders for you.
I'd let you cross my border.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?

Getting the most from Mexican Pick Up Lines

These run from Spanglish wordplay to full piropos, and the bilingual ones are the strongest — a line that pivots between languages mid-sentence earns points for craft alone. Accent and pronunciation matter: mangling the Spanish half turns a compliment into comedy at your own expense.

The food material — tacos, salsa, spice — is the accessible tier and lands with anyone. The proper Spanish ones deserve an audience that will catch every word.

Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here I will devote my life to show you love & affection.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I lost my social security number can I have yours?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Can I beat your pinata?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You are as pretty as a Green card.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?