Chica, you’re like a Pinata, cause I’d definitely hit that!
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I'm not talking about books when I tell you I'll take you across the border.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
Are you Mexican cause you're my Juan and only.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Mami are ju a man, cause you can be the Juan.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I'd let you cross my border.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
Hey baby, I have a green card.
May I add my guacamole to your taco?
I’d cross borders for you.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here I will devote my life to show you love & affection.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You're the cause of Hispanic attack.
Excuse me bonita seniorita you dropped your halo.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Is your enchilada buttered?
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
Oh girl you're so sweet, can I get some of your horchata?
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