Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You're the keema to my somosa.
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
Lets take a wok to my place.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I’m China ask you out on a date.
It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.
I'd like to say hello to your kitty.
Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.
If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.
You are my heart and Seoul.
My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
Is your name Asiyah, cos I see ya in my life.
I eat cats if you know what I mean.
Hope you stay a long while, it makes my heart Singapore happy tunes.
You're the ying to my yang.
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