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Pick Up Lines for Asians

If you're into an Asian girl or guys we have the best pick up lines you'll find. Catch them off-guard with aw itty or cheesy Asian pick up line.

The Best Asian Pick Up Lines

Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out on a date.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
Lets take a wok to my place.
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I'd like to say hello to your kitty.
You're the keema to my somosa.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
I know karate.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!
It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.
If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.
You are my heart and Seoul.
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
I eat cats if you know what I mean.
You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.
In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.
Let me be your shang if you be my mulan.
You're the ying to my yang.
Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing. I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy. It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.