Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.
It is safe to say that you are from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Ja-panties.
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You're the keema to my somosa.
Do you have yellow fever? Because I can be your cure.
Lets take a wok to my place.
Why don't we dim sum lights?
Are you from China? Because I’m China ask you out on a date.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.
I'd like to say hello to your kitty.
If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.
You are my heart and Seoul.
My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!
Are you from South Korea? Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.
You turn me on like a rice cooker.
Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.
I eat cats if you know what I mean.
Hope you stay a long while, it makes my heart Singapore happy tunes.
You're the ying to my yang.
Let me be your shang if you be my mulan.
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