Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
My feelings for you are Montreal.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Can your beaver eat my log?
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
I'll show you my Hopewell Rock if you show me your Bay of Fundy.
Woodstock? I've got a lot of wood stocked.
Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.
Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.
Can I explore your Northwest Passage?
Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
I'll get your tides flowing.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
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