My feelings for you are Montreal.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Can your beaver eat my log?
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
I'll show you my Hopewell Rock if you show me your Bay of Fundy.
Woodstock? I've got a lot of wood stocked.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Quebec wants to ban pit bulls… Except for the one in my pants.
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.
Can I explore your Northwest Passage?
Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
I'll get your tides flowing.
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
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